JOKES ABOUT HAPPINESS AND HEALTH
1.- Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
2.- Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
3.- A woma doesn't know what happiness is until she's married. By then it's too late!!.
4.- If there were in the world today any larger number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
PUNS
1.- So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.
2.- The good live, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I don't mean that if you are good you will be happy. I mean that if you are happy you will be good.